Poor dog, it must be tough handling that level of stupidity.

What was he thinking?

At first, you browse around newspaper classified section looking for numbers or emails like you’re wandering around dating websites.

Then, you send in your CV after modifying it for the sixth time, but you are not sure is the letter going to be read or not.

In the interview, you’re meeting the stranger sitting in front of you for the first time, but you’re willing to tell him/her everything about yourself.

Expert says you have about 30 seconds to make the very important first-impression; but what they didn’t mention is that you have the next half an hour to screw up that fake image.

9 out of 10 interviewers can’t pronounce your name properly thru out the interview, but you go on without feeling disrespect.

You had already written all the answers for the first 5 questions in your CV; but strange, you had to repeat the answers verbally, again and again.

You think listing your blog address in the CV makes you look cool and the interviewer will know more about your speciality. But sadly, the question you get about a blog is: “Do you own a blog?”

Looking for a job?

Enjoy the process, coz it’s pretty much like having a date with your love-at-first-sight.

Here’s a ROFL ‘what-if’ situation: What if Google needs to do SEO?

Before SEO

Google - before SEO works

After SEO

Google - after SEO works

Okay, maybe it’s not that funny.

At least not funny for some webmarketers who work 10 hours a day building links. SEO or SEM are always in an unfair arm wrestling game with the search engines.

Whether you’re doing link exchange, or writing link baiting content, or suck up your designs with all the web 2.0 icons, or spend thousands to buy link - eventually small webmasters and SEOs like us will get burnt when the algorithm changed.

Sure, a website with useful application or good content is most likely to be spreaded in viral effects. but in the first place you will need to market it hard (which goes back to buying links and kissing digger’s ass). secondly you need quite an amount of money and effort for the developing the *useful* (and unique!) web application along with a cool web designs. com’on, not everyone’s born and live in Silicon Valley where rich guys are hanging around waiting to sponsor your projects!

If Larry Page and Sergey Bin live in Bombay, I bet their success won’t come this easy. Klenier Perkins and Sequoia Capital wont be funding the project and Google might be still hosted at the back of Sergey’s garage. true?

Alright, back to the funny stuffs, check out this brialliant kuso on the making of this SEO-ed Google homepage.