Dear Soufulow’s readers,
I know, you need protection for your office cubicle. protection from every angle so that the sleepiness do not attack you in the morning, before lunch, after lunch, and most of all, when your boss’s sitting his fat ass infront of you. yes, i understand your needs. yes, i knew how unsafe you are. i’m looking for the same thing you are looking for: an angel, a guardian, a weapon or something like that to keep us safe from sleepiness and boredom in office…
After 107 years of searching, i found the answer, the ultimate protection for every slave sitting in the cubicle fom 9am to 5pm. our savior is here. without any delay, allow me introduce you…
The USB Wireless Missile Launcher
Product features:
- Contains 3 foam missiles
- Missile launcher powered by 3 x 1.5V “AAA” LR03 batteries
- Wirless transmission ~ 15 feets
- Moves left, right, up and down
- Prerecorded sound effects
- Shoots up to 20 feet at a extremely fast rate
- Compatible with Windows XP
Of course, protection doesn’t come for free – even protection from the useless polis diraja bolehland cost you kopi money. the USB Wireless Missile Launcher comes in with a price tag of just $45… i know i know, it’s not a VCD (aka. very cheap device). but then again, i know, you need protection – nothing’s more important than your safety in office; i know you want nothing but the best; i know you want to fight back boredom and sleepy eyes; i know it all. so trust me, i know you need an USB Wireless Missile Launcher.
Enough said.
“Comrades, time to launch the attacks!!”
By the way, the merchant’s having year end promotion for this product – free delivery world wide if you order this before year 2008.
Best regards,
In the name of protection: Sarjant Know-it-all
p/s: i know, you need more product info, click here please.
