I always feel that blonde jokes are the westerner’s version of Malaysia Bai (singh) jokes - agree?

Guys, even if your Internet connection is f*cking slow, this worth the wait.

A must see performance from Kid Koala @ Maida Vale.

The movie Transformer is a lot more than just an action movie - it’s educational and you can learn a lot of things you can’t find in text book.

Here’re the 10 things i learned from the summer blockbuster.

• You can actually learn (and speak fluently) English purely from WWW, even if you’ve never speak English before in your lifetime.
• eBay is now officially the most known website for make-money-online.
• When you need a good score from your teacher, try pursue him with this line: "What will you do if you’re the God?"
• When it comes to secret code analyzing, hackers in your neighbourhood might do better jobs than all FBI intelligence combined.
• Hiding a coveted device (such as the *Cube*) in the middle of a populated city is a brilliant move. (Com’on!)
• Never ever outsource your customer support to India, even if their service is dead cheap!
• Yup, no adults can survive in United States without a credit card - You’ll probably need them when calling 911 in the future!)
• Blame earthquake when you accidentally spoil your dad’s compound.
• When you’re detained by the FBI, make sure you finish every bite of the food they served you.
• Fact 101: Hot chic likes guy with strong arms with nice car (Aha! who doesn’t know that).

Hey, don’t misunderstand that i dislike the movie. Transformers is definitely one of the best big-screen entertainments in year 2007 - those bots are just eye-opening creations and no one should watch the movie on DVDs or BT downloads. i’m just trying to ‘rediscover my blogging groove‘ by following Darren Rowse’s advice.