Nothing for something

Speaking about being different in your marketing plan… how about selling *nothing* for a price of $6.28?

I like how their pitch in describing the product:

What better present for the person who has everything than a poignant reminder that they want for nothing? This lovingly crafted vial of emptiness is filled to the brim with unfettered nothingness. Free from the burden of possessions, the weight of responsibility, Nothing is as idiotic as it is brilliant.

Product Features

  • A packet full to the brim with nothing.
  • Suitable for ages 14 years+.
  • Size: 17 x 9 x 7cm.

Wonderful.

3 Comments so far »

  1. maggot said,

    Wrote on May 6, 2007 @ 3:45 pm

    Nice.

    He who can sell Nothing can sell Anything.

    I think. :)

  2. Torquewrench said,

    Wrote on May 14, 2007 @ 1:19 am

    so, does one have to pay gift-tax on such a thing?

  3. soufulow said,

    Wrote on May 14, 2007 @ 12:52 pm

    Hahaha, good catch Torquewrench.
    What if i bribed the police with this and get caught? am i guilty for giving a *nothing* to the cop?

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