“You digger sucks!”

Yes, I am saying you digger sucks! not all, but you, if…

1. You digg on global warming news blindly
Did you really think that you can save the world by digging every global warming and polution news? NO! it never works like that. stop wasting energy around digg.com and turn off your computer instead!

2. You bad mouth on Microsoft and Bill Gates just because everyone’s doing so
You sucks, Bill Gates isn’t. know who contributes the most in charity on earth? Bill Gates. i bet you don’t even how to spell the UNICEF.

3. You can’t wait to digg the next rumours about Apple
What’s the matter with you? do you need to digg on every Apple related rumours so that your girl says you’re cool? what was Steve Job’s underwear color last Monday?

4. You submit your company website instead of interesting news
Yeah yeah, we can see that you are desperate in building up you business online…

5. You submit a story in Jawi language
I bet 99% of digg users couldn’t read jawi, perhaps your stories are worth mentioning - but hey, you’re just barking at the wrong tree.

6. You submit a history
Forgive me, i just hate the subject so much.

7. You just put on the 17th entry on how to file a re-mortgage
Buzz off spammers! i am not looking for a house loan, i am not looking for a re-mortgage, in fact most diggers aren’t! if you can’t find your target traffics, go buy some ads on Google instead. leave digg.com clean please.

8. You input stupid comment like ‘haha, i am so agree with this’
Hellooooo, we knew you are on with the subject when we see you digg it. putting up comment just for the sake of comment is so lame.

9. You digg every post of your blog
Face it, even if you beg it, the traffics won’t flood into every blogposts of yours. so stop begging.

10. This article put a smile in your face but you don’t digg it
Yeah, you sucks if you enjoyed my writing here but you don’t digg on my article. this’s simply not right isn’t? now go digg this. :)

7 Comments so far »

  1. lowkei said,

    Wrote on May 15, 2007 @ 7:57 pm

    lol..i digged it..

  2. soufulow said,

    Wrote on May 16, 2007 @ 1:30 am

    …then you are a cool digger.

  3. killthewabbit said,

    Wrote on May 16, 2007 @ 10:00 am

    Not only am I in the 99% of Digg users who can’t read Jawi, I’m in the 99.99999% of people in the world who have no idea what that means.

    But dugg anyway.

  4. AhYap said,

    Wrote on May 16, 2007 @ 3:03 pm

    haha, i am so agree with this

  5. soufulow said,

    Wrote on May 16, 2007 @ 3:37 pm

    Yap, you sucks! (who doesnt?)
    But thanks for commenting. :)

  6. AhYap said,

    Wrote on May 16, 2007 @ 5:56 pm

    Added comment on digg as well

  7. Nasir said,

    Wrote on June 10, 2007 @ 1:39 am

    I’m a gold digger. I suck/digg bling-bling. I’m a moolah-sucker. Thank you very much for your kind praises.

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